Farmer's Day is October 12.
Berry baskets
Small hay bales
Baling wire napkin rings from Ten thousand Villages, Pasadena
yellow and red napkins rolled together
red pottery barn picnic plates or yellow basketweave plates
Mismatched flatware
mason jar glasses
mason jar salt and pepper shakers
dishtowel chairbacks
Hay fabric with red and white check edging
Tractor toys
Chicken feeder planter for centerpiece
Farmer's Almanac
October 12, 2016
May 16, 2016
Happy Birthday, Maria Agnesi May 16
Happy Birthday, Maria Agnesi.

Maria Agnesi was born in Milan on May 16, 1718. She was the oldest of 21 children. (Oh those Catholics!) She wrote the first surviving mathematical work by a female. It was a huge two volume affair of more than one thousand pages.

While teaching algebra, I used to give the "Maria Agnesi Award" to the female student with the highest test grade. (Boys got the Da Vinci Award.) The lucky winner got a gift certificate for one of those little individual pizzas at Pizza Hut. Actually, I wanted the chance to show off my new white dishes. They are very, very plain. I got them on sale at WSonoma. In the case of these dishes, the word "sale" is a bit of a stretch, which is why I have to wait on the soup bowls. The ones you see are old melamine bowls. Still, the new dishes made regular old spaghetti and meat sauce taste like spaghetti alla marinara y carne. (Say those last words with an Italian accent.) Add some bread sticks, antipasto, soup, caprese salad and wine. Follow up with a cannoli (from the local Italian market) and two forks. As Billy Joel would say, "I'll meet you anytime you want in our Italian restaurant."

Maria Agnesi was born in Milan on May 16, 1718. She was the oldest of 21 children. (Oh those Catholics!) She wrote the first surviving mathematical work by a female. It was a huge two volume affair of more than one thousand pages.

While teaching algebra, I used to give the "Maria Agnesi Award" to the female student with the highest test grade. (Boys got the Da Vinci Award.) The lucky winner got a gift certificate for one of those little individual pizzas at Pizza Hut. Actually, I wanted the chance to show off my new white dishes. They are very, very plain. I got them on sale at WSonoma. In the case of these dishes, the word "sale" is a bit of a stretch, which is why I have to wait on the soup bowls. The ones you see are old melamine bowls. Still, the new dishes made regular old spaghetti and meat sauce taste like spaghetti alla marinara y carne. (Say those last words with an Italian accent.) Add some bread sticks, antipasto, soup, caprese salad and wine. Follow up with a cannoli (from the local Italian market) and two forks. As Billy Joel would say, "I'll meet you anytime you want in our Italian restaurant."
March 3, 2016
Earth Day

I know what you're thinking.
- If this is an Earth Day tablescape, where are the earth tones?
Where are the scattered twigs, the birdies, the butterflies?
How about a globe centerpiece or a least some potted plants?
- Sorry! You'll find none of those.
And I have my reasons.
Although a birthday celebration will take place here, you are looking at a table that's in keeping with the spirit of Earth Day. Every element on the table was chosen to reflect the slogan "Reuse, Recycle, and Reduce."
Let me step you through the process.

Start with an old king size sheet. Should the thought of using an old bed sheet make you squeamish, you can always boil![]() If you use a solid colored sheet, send it into party overdrive by adding lots of large colorful dots. |
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Using the Pour-in-the-Paint-and-Swirl-It-All-Around method, give the inside of each glass jar a coat of acrylic paint. While the bottles are drying, get to work on the flowers. Begin by cutting the bottoms off several 2-litre soda bottles. Click here for the complete directions. My flowers are chunky, but there are online tutorials that explain ways to achieve a more sophisticated look. |
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![]() Paint. Let dry. Drop in a taper and feel secure in the knowledge that you're helping Mother Earth. |
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Varying the height of the lower bottle can add interest when grouping them together. |
An upscale restaurant in California's Napa Valley uses round pinch-type clothespins as napkin holders. Why not duplicate the same look on your own dining table? ![]() |
If you don't have any pinch type clothespins floating around, use the spring type.
You can leave them naked, or give them a coat of paint.![]() St. Patrick's Pinch Me Clothespins on The Painted Apron. Darling! |
Get on board the Mismatched Flatware Craze. If silver content is not important to you (and your OCD will allow it), take advantage of this design trend and rummage through the flatware bins at your local thrift shop. It'll take several visits to assemble eight 4-piece place settings. In the meantime, mix in pieces you already own. Reusing old discarded flatware keeps the pieces out of landfills and reduces the demand for new manufacturing. |
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I have an aversion to drinking out of a paper cup; but when glass drinkware collides with a brick floor, bad things happen. Consequently, I have four boxes of Dollar Tree tumblers and wine glasses reserved exclusively for patio use.
With a little bit of time and a little bit of paint, you can find yourself in the novelty wine glass business. And all the while you'll be doing your part to help reduce greenhouse gas emissions. There are steps you can take to make the paint permanent. Although I might keep these cuties (I'll have to bake them if I do.), I usually remove the painted design at the end of the evening. A good soaking and a scratchy sponge will do the trick in short order. If you decide to apply some decoration, be careful to start your painting below the lip line. |
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A few simple folds and some paint prepares each tube for double duty: gift box and place card holder. What's inside? A packet's worth of wild flower seeds. | ![]() |
Red plates: Pottery Barn, picnicware
White napkins: Christmas gift from friend
Flatware: thrift store finds and some of my old pieces
Tablecloth: Old sheet
Stemware: Dollar Tree
This marks the official ending to the tablescape portion of this post. Tutorials follow.
Back to Recycle Glass Jars and Soda Bottles
The king sheet, though not long enough to completely cover the length of the table, was considerably wider than needed.
After cutting off the decorative edging at the top of the sheet, its width was trimmed down to allow for an 8-inch overhang.
The leftover remnant was used to add length to either end of the cloth. Raw edges received a shirttail hem. If you decorate the sheet with paint, iron on the reverse side. |
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My circles are 3 inches in diameter. Jenny, at Oh Happy Day, used a stencil for her circles. I traced around a circle pattern and filled it in with paint. My method probably doesn't produce as crisp an edge. I started my painting on the floor, but found that the location of the last dozen or so circles was easier to determine after placing the tablecloth on the table. Note: If you'll be painting large areas the same color, ditch the 2-oz. bottles of craft paint. Purchase sample size containers of acrylic paint ($2.99 ea.) from your local big box store. Back to Recycle That Tired Old Bed Sheet |

The first two glasses have a paper printout glued on with Elmer's white glue. The designs were printed on glossy paper. Cutting out the design with care (no white showing around the edges) and covering the entire back surface with glue will create a decoration that looks like a sticker. The designs slide right off after a good soaking. |
The Believe! design was made with a paint pen. To make the bloody wine glass, hold the glass horizontally by its stem and rotate , all the while squirting a ring of red glass paint around the outside. Sit the glass upright and let the paint dribble down. |
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